Sunday 17 July 2011

Don't stop a habit of a life time.

Ok, I will start by explaining that Mummy has no actual illegal /immoral habits... Merely fixations and obsessions (Habits just sounded more 'street'). I shall list my favourite fixations:

Shopping - I'm a woman go figure! Only I like Tat, I like to buy shit (OK this is the internet I better Confirm I don't buy actualy shit like those oddballs who buy smelly worn shoes on ebay to get off to, I mean tosh, crap and junk)

Hair, Beauty, general body maintenance - My body isn't a temple, mine is more like a flaky crumbling 80's style block of flats but you get the jist, I <3 cheats, I like things that involve applying, and covering and less of the exercising and pain, If I can paint it on or cinch it in I am happy.

Cooking, Baking, Food - I like food, I like to buy food, I like to eat food, I forget to be sick afterwards. Damn.

I'm like a marketing mans' wet dream, I literally buy anything that is shiny or exciting or generally ...Shit.
Once I get a bee in my bonnet its game over until I own those snow boots (in August), or novelty silicone bake tray, Or the acrylic nail set from Taiwan with foreign instructions that I could never read. I convinced myself I would be a fully trained nail tech after a couple of attempts of applying an odd consistency gloop to my own nails that never cured and went bumpy with a added touch of floor fluff.
So this blog is going to be my journey of random purchases and things I like.

Warning: This doesn't neccessarily mean you will like them too...but maybe I will get some followers/readers and you can be my voice of reason.... (Constructive criticism is always welcome) I think I will do a poll before I buy any more significant purchases and you ultimately can decide if said Item will make me a better person. so first things first I better make a page of my ultimate purchases because I am starting to Ramble and rambling is worse than bad shoes and cheap yogurt.